
Any relation to Gene Simmons?

Don’t laugh at this guy. He’s deadly serious.

..but there will be someone who finds him sexy, right?

“These abs are real. Nobody will notice.”

“My name is Tease Man and I aim to tease!”

You’ve had those shorts for far too long. Get to the clothing aisle pronto!

This car has an enhanced twin airbag feature.

This is how the kids do it these days, right?

A scary looking woman.